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Private Key

The most secure key ever leaked. Printed in monospace across the chest, so everyone can see it and no one can use it.

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Credit where it's due

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Herrington Darkholme@hd_nvim · Oct 21, 2026 · 40K likes
-----BEGIN RSA PRIVATE KEY-----
4
-----END RSA PRIVATE KEY-----

Joke by @hd_nvim, who posted it on X on Oct 21, 2026. See the original post ↗

The shirt
  • Comfort Colors 1717, garment-dyed heavyweight tee
  • 100% ring-spun cotton, 6.1 oz/yd², relaxed fit
  • Black ink, direct-to-garment print across the chest
  • Made to order. Expect 2–5 days to print and 3–5 to arrive.
Size chart (inches)
SizeChest widthLength
S18¼26⅝
M20¼28
L2229⅜
XL2430¾
2XL2631⅝
3XL27¾32½
4XL29¾33½
Shipping & returns

Free shipping anywhere in the US. Every shirt is printed for you, so we can't take returns for fit, but if it arrives damaged or misprinted we'll replace it.